Because I know @freebirdkimmi thinks my hashtags are hilarious
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I’ve been making Diego’s lunch everyday this week so far while Diego and Cesar are asleep. Lol
This is what I prepared last night/this morning.
Spinach salad, “apple pie” overnight oat with homemade applesauce, and a bed of spinach w/ brown rice and mixed veggies, along w/ lean ground turkey topped w/ cilantro. I also pack two bananas and an apple for him :)
Funniest shit I’ve seen all day! @bennthehumann #lol #twitter #fuckinhilarious
Me at da mawll lookin for some honeys in my pea coat and mukluks lol #tbt
Happy birthday! @zavee
#teamspecbitch #tbt #julybirthday #ifo #gti #vw
Huge banana spinach smoothie >:)
2 cups spinach
I think I put 5 cups of water…
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Navy SEAL Chris Heben was shot in the stomach in a parking lot at 5 PM yesterday by “3 gangbangers” according to his Facebook. He put a finger in the bullet hole and chased them to get a vehicle description, then drove himself to the hospital. I know this will not receive any attention from the media, so I just wanted to share it with you all. Every time I see a story like this my heart breaks for this Warrior and family. Whether at home or deployed, so many of them react in incredible ways to situations that most people can’t even imagine. Thank a veteran for their sacrifices every chance you get.
Get well soon Sir!
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